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Typewriter interview with Mark Haddon

10 questions for the writer and artist about influence, youth spies, and what makes the hours pass like minutes

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Austin Kleon
Jul 21, 2026
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Do you see yourself as part of an artistic lineage? Who would you place in your creative family tree?  "family tree" feels a bit egocentric - all this great art with me at the centre - so here's a Tangled Shrub of Influences.   homer (the odyssey) anders nilsen (esp. tongues)   gerhard richter  patrick caulfield  chaucer   jo ann beard (esp. werner)  phyllida barlow  patrick heron   patrick white  charles dickens virginia woolf  anselm kiefer  david hockney   georges perec (esp. W)  shakespeare   wells tower (esp. everything ravaged, everything burned)  This could carry on forever

Hey y’all,

Mark Haddon is a writer and artist best known for his bestselling and critically acclaimed novel The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. His latest book is Leaving Home, an illustrated memoir “about escaping a place that never felt like home and learning to create somewhere that does.” This typewriter interview was conducted via the magic of overseas mail. (For a plain-text version with links, see the P.S. below.)

"What did you do as a child that made the hours pass like minutes?" (C. Jung)  - Weetabix Solar System wallchart - The Osmonds - Airfix Saturn V rocket - Humbrol Enamel Paints
What do you do for exercise? Do you detect any mental, spiritual, or creative benefits?   To stay sane I run in places with lots of trees and NO PEOPLE  [I am] genetically 50% dog  acceptable company [animals]
Describe a perfect day where you live.  1. Read 50 pages 2. Write 1,000 words (meta-phorical pen)  3. Run (see "exercise" answer)  4. Time with friends / family. (+ wine) 5. CENSORED 6. Deep Slumber Zzzz..
What's the most important piece of furniture you own? Tell us about it.  [picture of a flat file and art supplies]  Where it all happens  I'm standing here right now

This typewriter interview is made possible by the kind support of paid subscribers just like you.

I "smoke" a cigarette pencil in the studio. Do you perform any silly rituals when you're working?   No rituals, but writing is always best accompanied by a mug of Darjeeling 1st flush.  [I am a] raging tea snob  No milk!
What's your relationship to music? Do you sing or play an instrument? What song do you never get tired of?  Play:  viola (badly) guitar (ok-ish)   [picture of Bach saying "What is this godforsaken racket?"]  Listen* - Oren Ambarchi - The Necks  - KEIJI HAINO - Autechre - Merzbow - BEN NOBUTO  Imagine: when I play a tune in my head I still use recorder fingering, an instrument I last played at school c. 1970.   * I forgot Sonic Youth
Do you have any hobbies? Do you collect anything?   I'm going to call sculpture a hobby if because I have to maker it but I make no money from it.
John Waters says he has "youth spies" that keep him up-to-date on culture. Do you have any youth spies?  From my sons I learn a great deal about football, Westminster politics, death metal, formula 1, history, protein shakes, weight-lifting...   And let's not forget Instagram - that infinite art museum and bottomless rabbit hole of nonsense
Do you have any advice for people who want to be more creative?   ME: 1. Be a child who is deeply uncomfortable in the world (why else would you want to create another?)  2. Be unemployable in any regular job.  YOU: Just go for it.

Big thanks to Mark for being the 23rd participant in this series of typewriter interviews. If you liked this interview, check out his new memoir Leaving Home and follow him on Instagram.

And big thanks to paid subscribers who buy me the time to do all the email coordinating, typing, snail-mailing, scanning, transcribing, and editing that goes into these!

xoxo,

Austin

P.S. Here is a plain-text version of our interview with links:

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